- It’s short. It’s two ten-minute plays. It’s not like you’re committing to marriage, here. I tell you what: just skim it. If it doesn’t hook you, then go with the Lord and be forgiven.
- It’s funny. Look at the day you’re having. You could totally use a good laugh – you deserve it.
- It’s premiering at Iron Crow Theatre Co. in Baltimore this month. Are you in Baltimore? You are not. So here’s your chance to pretend like you’re in Baltimore, which I do often.
- It’s about lesbians.
- It makes reference to Edgar Allan Poe, which will make you feel smart. If you’re anything like me, those opportunities are few and far between. You gotta seize on them while you can.